:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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