Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
