Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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