if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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