Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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