i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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