I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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