Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.Â
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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