So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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