The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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