sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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