I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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