I'm really into asian looking animals
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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