I can't breathe out the right side of my face
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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