Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
