I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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