New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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