butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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