Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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