mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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