grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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