Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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