i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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