Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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