Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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