If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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