I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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