Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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