There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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