Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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