1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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