So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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