She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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