so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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