i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we're making bets on your personal life
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm sobbing to NWA
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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