around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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