You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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