I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this will be a night to untag.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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