The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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