i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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