love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
