She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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