and next time when you feel me up, do it right
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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