Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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