I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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