I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
