Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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