sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My life is pants optional.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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