his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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