I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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