ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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