Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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